To my future significant other:
or why I suck at relationships

1. I love flowers. I don't love expensive flowers, and I'm not too crazy about roses.
2. One of my favorite things to hear on Sunday morning is "want to go grab breakfast?"
3. I don't like chocolate or ice cream
4. I enjoy watching mindless cartoons, like Spongebob Squarepants
5. I am not good at video games, with the exception of Tetris. No, I will not play RockBand.
6. I want children, a dog and a cat. No hamsters, please
7. I like knickknacks, and yes I can be really messy and cluttered at times
8. Favorite fall/winter foods include persimmons, chestnuts, pumpkin, hot chocolate and apple cider. I welcome favorite food surprises, always
9. I recycle and so should you
10. I can eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, dinner and as a snack. Same goes for ramen
11. I enjoy going for aimless walks
12. My family is really important to me, so please try to impress them. At least put in some effort
13. I want to travel to Eastern Europe, again and again
14. Money is never wasted on good food with great company
15. I want to live in the countryside, just once
16. I don't like to do laundry. I'll do the dishes. Hopefully you'll want to do the laundry
17. I exercise and there's no excuse if you don't
18. I'm not afraid of the kitchen. Hopefully you won't be either. Cooking is less fun when solo
19. I am afraid of the basement. And sometimes the attic

to be continued...